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mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation
on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say
Romeo & Juliet
The Great Gatsby
And we have a winner.
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level
take eleven years of english so you can speak english at a five year old level
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
#wrath of Pluto
Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools
#wrath of hades
one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy
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